this is a summary of every episode in season 1, but done... poorly. If people think its funny I might do the other 2 seasons idk.
- Warning contains dark/suggestive humor, nothing explicit:
- episode 1
A highschool student (Tom) plays online games in his boxer shorts and beats up a hot girl.
Tom throws his friend’s (Kaz) toy into garbage crusher so he can remember the name of a girl he just met
Kaz commits grand theft auto, almost runs over his friend, then totals the vehicle.
Takinom kills her friends so she can prove to a turtle that living underground is better.
After attempting to break into a home, Tom is assaulted then replicates the end of wickerman.
Tom learns not to make deals with goblins after being ripped off.
The gang break Sarah out of prison, but soon Peyton is arrested too.
Tom becomes sad after he gets stuck in a routine of visiting the same place over and over.
Rich boy bribes tom into playing high stakes gambling, he loses everything.
Tom’s hero uses him to perform a dangerous heist for a map, then just burns it.
Kaz gets involved with a power struggle between conquerors, contributes nothing.
Catgirl protects her passage from men.
Codemaster tells tom good cards aren’t important then beats him by using one overpowered card.
Kaz learns that being short or stupid means you’re half as good as everyone else.
Tom finally overcomes his racism against sand dwellers.
Kaz c*ck blocks tom during a card game to convince him to play more card games.
Peyton finds a sick cat in the cold, just leaves it there.
The gang learns that the best time to scan a creature is right before they murder their whole village
Tom’s hero gets scared by a dog and crushes it with rocks.
3 buff men fight to see who gets maxxor’s power inside them.
A Capitalist decides to let kaz risk his life in a glacier for trading cards.
The best chaotic players lose twice to a player who uses song of embernova.
Mad scientist can make any creature he wants, chooses to make ettala
Tom decides to play against one of the strongest players without reading his cards.
Tom fights an immortal caveman and finally destroys him.
Kaz discovers that his friends only care about his looks
Peyton undermines the integrity the competitive game by staging a fake loss
Kaz and peyton’s robbery attempt is foiled when another crew gets to the loot at the same time.
Kaz has intense dreams about his science teacher.
The gang finds three corpses and takes their valuables
Peyton suffers from a crippling food addiction, the gang ignores him to watch kaz play.
Petyon and tom lose a chaotic match to green gelatin
Petyon trades kaz into slave labor in the underworld.
Sarah manipulates peyton into getting heat dementia and talking to a cactus.
Tom and kaz double team a goth girl and her friend
Tom and kaz learn the values of slavery
Kaz tempts Tom to embrace his dark side.
Sarah tries to take too many photos of the queen, angers her guards.
Tom stalks an old man, then helps him in exchange for pics.
Tom and kaz finally do what the fans have been wanting them to do together, but tom is dirtier than expected