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    Biggest Noob You've Seen

    Post by lazerbem on Wed Jan 14, 2015 7:37 pm

    Perhaps there is some irony here, but I am ignoring it

    Anyway, I'm going to go with someone who filled up their deck with 6 Maxxors, 12 battlegear, and 10 attacks. Real life deck too, he got really lucky with his pulls, not so much with reading the instructions


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    Re: Biggest Noob You've Seen

    Post by Marrillian on Thu Jan 15, 2015 9:06 am

    So did each creature have two battle gears? lol


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    Re: Biggest Noob You've Seen

    Post by lazerbem on Thu Jan 15, 2015 3:21 pm

    Yes, he said that "they have two arms, right?". The 10 attacks were also just the rarest attacks he could find


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    Re: Biggest Noob You've Seen

    Post by plokjhgfdsa on Thu Jan 15, 2015 5:31 pm

    lol
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    Re: Biggest Noob You've Seen

    Post by BlzvSprayTan on Thu Jan 15, 2015 6:10 pm

    I played a guy in the old dromes once with a bunch of like 55 energy commons/uncommons with like Ring of Naa'rins and such; his deck was pretty messy, tribes were mixed, attacks not so good.

    My strike deck one-shotted all but one of his creatures(that one took 2 hits lol). It was a pretty quick game. That was the day I wanted to be known as one-shot-wonder from then on xD.


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    Re: Biggest Noob You've Seen

    Post by lazerbem on Thu Jan 15, 2015 6:49 pm

    That was most likely me in my earlier days.

    I had horrible luck with getting any good cards(my rarest was Orb of Foresight) so I just ended up buying the individual ones because I couldn't be bothered to continue failing to get ultras and stuff. But before that, I'd play decks like Rellim, Arias, and Psimion with Elixirs of Tenacity on the front two and a Mugician's Lyre for Psimion.

    I'm not sure if that counts as a noob so much as a newb. A noob is someone who just doesn't even care to read the rules and could lose even if his deck was all ultra rares because of arrogance. A newb is someone who is newer to the game or doesn't have good cards


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    Re: Biggest Noob You've Seen

    Post by Blitser on Tue Jan 20, 2015 10:48 pm

    My first time going to a regional tournament I got matched up with a M'arrillian player using Gan'Trak. That may not seem so bad, but the player had never read his own card and didn't realize he needed to attack my statistics. None of his strategies worked anymore. Laugh


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