“Hey Silnt!”
“Yo, whats up King. Why didn’t you come over today?”
“Well im realy busy.”
By this time a lot of people had recognized King. The lists of greetings had begun: “YOYOYO!” “Hey KM4.” “King want to battle.” And on and on they went. “Well at least I can find a battle.” “Hey monkey up for some 6on6 app action?”
“Sure have you heard of kevin’s new comma?” Not even letting me answer he continued, “It lasted at least a month!”
“wow he is such a los er.” The list of all of King’s 6on6 decks appeared. “Hmm ill try all Overworlders this time.”
The battle was exciting, but just like a normal battle King still wanted more. Then something happened that would change the fate of Chaotic forever.
“Nice work monkey, iill give you the points you deserve. Now ill head over the Oron.”
King selected his sig army 6on6armyMarrillian4.2 and queued for battle. “Man, another noob. These just get annoying. Well at least ill finally get in slot #3.” King crushed the first row – Frafdo, Narena, and Tarterekk were no match for even his Nuthar. Then the opponent flipped his new location. Portal to Perim. “What in the world of monkeymania.” King sometimes liked using strange 70’s batman style exclamations. The player’s deck transformed into something powerful – he regained all his lost creatures. But instead of common DoP cards, they were all fire and stone. “OH grand. Didn’t I just write a fan fic about this guy?” Yes in all of boringness of facing a n00b. He forgot to check the player’s screen name: it was RulerofChaos! “Oh crud my muffins!”
King then realized something, “I got a question to ask you.”
“Yea d ork.”
“Are you my brother?” You are probably wondering why I would ask that question. The reason are that my brother always calls me a d ork; in his fan fic, Joseph’s First Account, he was able to hack fire and stone, but since he was never able to activate his account, he never released that fan fic. Therefore the only person who would call me a d ork, know about RulerofChaos, and be able to hacked fire and stone – must have been him.
“Oh man.” He steeped out of the closet behind the chair I was sitting in. “How in the hag did you know it was me?”
“First of all I just made a mental note to my stalkers that are following my life by reading this conversation. So you can just go read this paragraph also. Second I heard you clicking attacks. – Re-re!” (An expression my friend coined, figure it out your self.)
“Well that makes sense to me, fat hag! Now I can tell mom that you weren’t doing your homework.” While he ran across the house looking for mom, I grinned knowing that I already had finished my home work lol. And the best part of all, I can tell mom that HE wasn’t doing his homework.
The only strange part about the whole thing was, that my opponent was still moving his creatures. And now he was going straight for my Erak'tabb in the back. HOW!
Electromagneticfying Incinerating Pulmanization! “What that isn’t even one of the fire and stone cards! I created that. OH no that is one of the Karrarls from the Chothica battle. I'm dead *gulp* how are my stats all above 200 except speed. Grand just good enough to take me out without ki lling me. Look at my stacked hand, two mind razors and a mind mash, and I can’t play anything. Good bye mind razor. *sniff sniff*.”
“Now sir, you are doomed, but you shall share your fate with Samus Aron.” Can’t tell you what happened or it will spoil story plot for Perim Prime.
I was slammed upon the ground laptop and all, right in front of Lake Kenipo. “Najarin, helllp meee mmmeee,” King whispered the last words as he fell into a state of unconsciousness.
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