I find a billion copies of chaotic conqueror and other stuff, but no "Interactive Overworld/Underworld Map"
TO THE GOVERNMENT DATA CENTERS!
*Starts running tons of programs to crack servers...*
Ok that won't work. hehehe better plan
Hmm conspiracy time. What if we said that these maps contained vital information that threatens national security for every major country. I bet they could dig it up real fast.
Time to do some convincing.
*Gets out State Alchemist Watch*
*Death Note and Shimigami Eyes*
*Mangekyo Sharingan -> Eternal Rinnegan= Eye of the Sun Plan*
*Dragon Balls raise the 4kids and chaotic servers from the dead* (opes different approach)
What other things can grant me access to blocked info... Forget this (Need something even more overpowered)
Open a portal to perim itself!!!! (also using Eternal Rinnegan - extreme space/time/universe jutsu)
NEED MORE Anime references
Well there is always the old storm the castle approach
*Gomu Gomu no Grizzly Magnum*
Dramatic music playing (hard core!!!!!)
What is left - wait no - something is happening! My eyes - they burn!
I see it all - everything flashes before my eyes. Too much I have seen, I have learned!
But wait, I am not gaining unlimited knowledge. No. Much better. My eyes - *looks into mirror behind door) they are changing. Something is happening. My left eye is everything! It combines all known powerful eye types. (And I gained my life span back - using Geass on Shimigami is a great idea)
Music becomes more dramatic and symphonic - Mugical melodies are intertwined - Heavenly Chorus sings. Light Shines down through my window. I can't even see what I'm typing because it overpowers the screen. Oh wait, that's no choir. That's the sound of a megaphone? and helicopter propellers?
*every type of enforcement agency (police, army, etc) breaks through door and windows* Wow, so the gov does have back entries into computers, I haven't even pressed submit and they're after me :O
Time for my ultimate technique!
"I Marrillian v Perim command you to... be continued"
Side Notes: (why not to do my plans)
Children don't try to hack the government
My friends don't have any links into the good stuff
Forgot alchemists don't get access to everything
Can't sacrifice half my life just for some stupid maps (even though with the time I wasted, I pretty much have)
Geass would actually work...
Eye of the Moon (and its Rinnegan evolution) illusion can just give me maps of perim automatically
Everything seems to lead to eyes... New Hypothesis - Eyes are the key to power - I wish I had better eyesight (must by some deep underlying psychological issue with my jealousy of good eyes).
Brute force just destroyed all the servers
Ultimate eye causes brain damage from the over-stimulation
You missed out on some great late night/early morning entertainment. I should stop procrastinating important hw assignments.