This is a little restore of the chaotic joke set topic i placed on the normal forum, now, there is something like this in Magic: the Gathering, and you can see what i mean at the gatherer website (find either a silver bordered card or a Basic land, hover over for set names (unhinged/unglued)) Now, Here's a starter!
Location: Lava Swimming Pool
Initiative: Fire
Creatures without Fire or Fireproof are destroyed when this becomes the active location
When a creature uses a water attack or mugic that has anything to do with water, reveal a new active location
Flavor text: Warning! Lifeguard off Duty! Swim at your own risk! He fell in and didn't read the sign
Location: Lava Swimming Pool
Initiative: Fire
Creatures without Fire or Fireproof are destroyed when this becomes the active location
When a creature uses a water attack or mugic that has anything to do with water, reveal a new active location
Flavor text: Warning! Lifeguard off Duty! Swim at your own risk! He fell in and didn't read the sign